OYGA Oscars

I love the Oscars. And I have to say I enjoyed this year much more than last. Ellen was fabulous, and there were very few awards I disagreed with (though Dreamgirls was robbed by Melissa Etheridge for Best Song, and I was kinda rooting for a Little Miss Sunshine upset for Best Picture). Many many more compliments than criticisms overall, however.

So, as all the stars sleep off their post-Oscar hangovers, I give you OYGA's awards for a number of Asian guys who have achieved great heights of hotness. I'm not certain what to call the awards, since "Oscar" is already taken. Maybe Peter? Or Dick? Whatever we call it, I am sure each nominee will be deeply honored for the recognition.

And for those who win, send me an e-mail, and I will give you directions to my bedroom house, where I will be glad to personally present the award to you. And here they are...the first-ever OYGA Oscars (and yes, they're not gonna be quite as traditional of categories as you would find in Hollywood)....

BEST SMILE:



BEST KISS:



BEST ABS:



BEST SOURCE OF PROTEIN FOR BREAKFAST:



BEST DESSERT:



BEST EYES:



BEST BUDDIES:



BEST NIPPLE ORNAMENTATION:



BEST T-SHIRT:



BEST SAUSAGE:



BEST DEFENSE:



BEST BANANA:



BEST BLOWING:



BEST BLOWING RUNNER-UP:



BEST SUCKING:



BEST ENDING:

Yummy

Starting off the weekend with some à poil guys for you....

Romantic Residue (à poil)

Well, are we all still basking in the slowly-ebbing glow of Valentine's Day? Hope each of you had a pleasant (and perhaps even memorable) day and night! And today, enjoy some à poil pictures of cuddling couples who are obviously feeling very horny romantic.

Locker Room (à poil)

Ok, just a quick random rant. Please carefully note the distinction between the two following scenarios:

Scenario A: In high school or college, the young handsome guy surreptitiously checks out his classmates as they change and shower in the locker room after a football game.
EVALUATION: HOT

Scenario B: A 60-something overweight guy buys a gym membership for no other reason than to sit in the sauna for five minutes and then stand in the shower room staring at those of us who are there actually attempting to benefit our health and physique, NOT pose as eye candy.
EVALUATION: SCARY



Well, at the risk of encouraging such voyeuristic tendencies, here's some pictures that make me at least somewhat sympathetic to the nasty old guy in the shower. I mean, if I was in the locker room with these guys myself....

[Update 1/31: See comments section for some helpful clarification and discussion on this post]